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Today was my 41st birthday and I spent the day sipping cold beer and telling a few friends about life, happiness and the pursuit of strippers, when one friend said “Damn man, you know some shit…you should write it down and pass it on to other dudes…” Well the friends are all home whackin’
off, nothing interesting on the tube, and I’m down to my last beer so
I decided what the hell I would jot a few things down and pass it on
to those who need help before the current stripper gets home with some
cold beer and gives me my birthday fuck (she had to work tonight). Strippers work the clubs for one reason…YOUR MONEY. That’s it. There is no other reason. So why do I say they are stupid? They are stupid because they are women and they will not ever listen to a man. They are stupid because they could get all your money and a lot more besides that, but they don’t. Let me tell you a couple stories… The first thing I did was turn her over to the girl that does the hair and makeup on my shoots, and after about 2 weeks of pure agony we finally taught her the best way to apply makeup and style her own hair. We then went shopping and actually bought her outfits that matched and looked good on her. I did a few photo shoots with her and got her a portfolio set up. I sent a few pics off to a men’s magazine I was doing business with at the time to get her a little national exposure. I called an old friend at the club down the street and got her a job that paid about 4 times what she was making in Florida. Lastly I took her to my brother, who is a male stripper and dance instructor and she spent about 2 months actually learning how to dance. She was an instant smash at the club and soon the money started rolling in. She did a spread for a men’s magazine here in the states and then one for another magazine in England. We had hit the big time and she was rolling in the dough. Then stupidity struck…and bang she was gone off with some tattoo
guy from Des Moines or someplace in the middle of cornfields. She
called me a few months later and wanted to come home because he had
her making animal fucking videos and he had her strung out on heroin.
Guess what baby…all the royalties were in my name. I hope you like the
taste of dog dick…Stupid. She was great and one movie led to another and soon we had the money rolling in. Then stupidity struck….and bang she was off to California with some beach bum producer to make videos. She showed up on my door a few months later wanting me to take her back and help her get her career going again. It seems this producer was actually some rich kid who thought he wanted to be a porn producer and thought selling cocaine was the way to go. Well guess what baby…I don’t need some coke whore wasting my money. Last I heard she was doing 3-5 for dealing coke in Georgia and had
gained about 90 pounds. Guess what…the royalties were in my name. I
hope she likes the taste of pussy….stupid. |
