Top 53 abstract facts about gavin

  1. Owns a stolen telephone-booth logo from Quebec.
  2. Middle name is Damien.
  3. Has unsuccessfully predicted the start of World War III twice in a row.
  4. Enjoys Pâté and other fine foods.
  5. That English accent? fake.
  6. Hates MLA format.
  7. Once hyper-extended his elbow when he fell off a couch reaching for a remote control. Later told people that it was a rugby accident.
  8. Has five keyboards, but none of them make the clacking sound.
  9. Will wake up at 7.00am every Saturday morning to watch Family Ties. Yet, refuses to wake up before 1.00pm just to go to school.
  10. Has been known to shake his groove thing.
  11. Can't stand people who refuse use capital letters in their web pages.
  12. Has yet to cash in his 15 minutes of fame.
  13. Once stayed at a hotel at the same time as a drag queen convention.
  14. Has two cats
  15. Loves God. (well.. doesn't exactly love God.. it's more of a plutonic thing.. hey, he's no theosexual.)
  16. May be a repressed theosexual.
  17. Actually has an in/out trays on his desk.
  18. Is perusing a BA in English, or something. He didn't actually expect to make it this far in university in the first place, and is currently worried about the "future."
  19. Hates 19th century literature.
  20. Prefers Canadian.
  21. Watches Showcase and Bravo for the potential free porn.  Just like everyone else. Always disappointed, just like everyone else.
  22. Was once given an educational model of female genitalia as a Christmas present by my girlfriend in my first year of college. Had to hide it because of the terrifying feeling that it was watching me at nights.
  23. Forgotten the original colour of his hair.
  24. Can't stand Canadians who are blasé about being Canadian.
  25. Believes Quebec has got the right idea, and that we should all learn French, be more like the Quebecois and declare ourselves an independent state from ourselves.
  26. Worships false gods.
  27. Cannot multiply past the 5th times table without a calculator.
  28. Once swallowed a fly, perhaps he'll die.
  29. Prefers first person narration..
  30. Ideal girlfriend would own a mo-ped.
  31. Is a CorelDraw kid.
  32. Bedside alarm clock hasn't told the right time since a power cut 4 months ago.
  33. What would I do for a Klondike bar? Regicide.
  34. Like fire burn good.
  35. Eyes aren't really *that* green.
  36. Number of self-nude photos hidden on this web site: 127.
  37. Has built a robot in his own image.
  38. Favourite colour: orange.
  39. Was a lousy salesperson.
  40. Favourite food is McDonalds' 'Sausage and Egg McMuffin'
  41. Owns no working earphones.
  42. Pushes his luck
  43. Born in London.
  44. Dances at every opportunity, although isn't very good at it.
  45. Has a soft downy fur covering his entire body.
  46. Feel naked when not wearing a watch.
  47. Almost died in 1998. Stupid electricity!
  48. Would like to punch Tom Green.
  49. Will scowl while walking past the GAP. But in truth, just wants to belong...
  50. Won't say no to free pornography. 
  51. Been on the internet for just over 5 years now, been online for 7.
  52. Took a troubling 3 years to complete this list.
  53. Hasn't quite finished yet.