[as compiled from all the surveys I've got through email]

what does Pixilated mean?
pixilated is what happens to computer images when you enlarge them. Also, it is another word for being drunk.  

what's your star sign?
cancer the crab.

pets?
two cats, named Frodo and Kramer. 

what planet are you from?
England. 

why did you move to Canada?
it would have to be the bitter winters.

had you been born a girl, what would your parents have named you?
Gemma.

you sound like you may be a bit of a jerk, is this the case in real life?
absolutely false

do your parents know you have a website?
i've told them i am running a highly successful pornography site. but I don't have the heart to tell them that that's only a half truth.

what kinda music do you like?
I can't afford CDs at the moment, so I'm stuck downloading cheesy techno MP3 off mp3 dot com. it's like there's a rave in my bedroom every night.

so how can i classify you into a subculture?
a mod. 2000 edition.

do you like nic nacks?
wha?

nic nacks.. things, gadgets, gizmos. do you like them?
i guess so.. what, like toys?

yeah that's it.
sure, why not.

what's your sexual orientation?
right wing. 

right.. got a girlfriend?
yep. nope.

care to elaborate?
yes. no.

What do you look for in a girlfriend? 
Breathing. Heartbeat. Someone who won't run out into traffic to avoid me.

what would you do if i said something really mean to you?
kill you.

hey! did you ever take a personality test?
I did take an internet test, and it turns out that I am an explosive compulsive.

can i be your best friend?
please.

let's go on a date.. what movie should we see?
a date?

any body art?
um.

have you done any type of drug?
i choose to assert my fifth amendment right.

what is your best advice learned?
don't be afraid of the tele-phone machine.

describe yourself:
oafish.

can you describe your personality?
obsessive, delinquent, flatulent, hungry.

what are your 5 biggest fears?
1 - 5: tele-phones.

do you have a pool or hot tub?
i have a bath-tub.

what were the coolest experiences in your whole entire life?
everything that was a "first time."

are you a virgin?
no

what, for the past three years in a row, have you given as a present on valentines day?
a pretty flower for my sweetie.

favourite amusement park ride?
the vomitorium.

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