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01/30/2002 Entry: "How I almost died a comical death"

I was driving home tonight from a late rehearsal. It was freezing cold, dark and snowy, so I was driving extra carefully. Then, while I was going 90kph over a bridge, I noticed the windshield was dusty, so rather cleverly I turned on the windshield washers. But it was so cold, as soon as the water hit the glass it froze and fogged up the inside of the window. So suddenly I couldn't see anything.

After a few seconds of maniacal screaming and swerving, I realized I could kinda make out the red lights of the car in front, so I followed that car until it got into the city and could park and wait for it to de-fog again.

I was eating an Oh Henry bar at the time. I blame Oh Henry.

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