Be the sex object you always knew you could be. Read Raymi's 'how to be a slut' article at rocketpack.

Random Quote: You’re the girl who’s going to sit on his face. Moan down his throat. Break the headboard. And you are never going to call him again. Ever.
[posted by gavin on Tuesday, September 25, 2001 | link this | talk]

Mariah Carey's new movie doesn't make top ten
Mariah's new film 'Glitter' made an awful $2.5 million this weekend. Since Mariah is teatering on the edge of insanity anyway, we can only sit back and watch to see if this sends her over the edge.
Random Quote: "I don't think I know quite what's going on."
[posted by gavin on Sunday, September 23, 2001 | link this | talk]

Late night tv news
Conan O'brien is switching from it's usual 4 night a week schedule (with a repeat on mondays) to a 5 nights a week schedule. Finally, a reason to not go to bed monday nights.

Also, see Jon Stewart's opening monologue from his first show back since September 11. Very moving.
[posted by gavin on Friday, September 21, 2001 | link this | talk]

Quick! Put your money in your mattresses
The stock market made a slow exhaling sound today before shrugging it shoulders and going back to bed.

I was a fool and put all my cash into pork bellies and horse testicles, which as I'm sure you know, were the stocks hardest hit. Now I'm poor. Thanks for nothing, Lou Dobbs!
[posted by gavin on Monday, September 17, 2001 | link this | talk]

Drunkenness, sex and waffle breakfasts
I put a new story up on Rocketpack. It's a partial autobiography.
[posted by gavin on Monday, September 17, 2001 | link this | talk]

cry havoc
Interested to see what newspaper cartoons have to say about the New York incident? These are some of my favourites:

Spanking and World War III
I was waiting at the bus stop this morning with a large group of other people when a TV news crew came our way. I felt a little uncomfortable since I knew what they wanted to talk about, and I don't really want to talk about it on TV, ever.

However, the reporter comes up to us, and instead of bringing up New York, she yells "Who here has an opinion on spanking?"

Slightly surprized, we all shake our heads and the reporter shrugs and wanders off. The guy standing next to me looks at me and says, "World War 3 is about to start, and they want to talk about spanking?"

So how low on the journalistic ladder do you have to be exactly, so that on the day after such a horrible and historical event, you have to cover spanking?

Of course, I do actually have strong opinions on spanking, (or a-spankin', as I call it) but I'm not sure if this is the time to open a nationwide dialog on the subject.
[posted by gavin on Thursday, September 13, 2001 | link this | talk]

fuckt up beyond all recognition

you know what I'm talking about.

today has been creepy and sad.

i hope you're safe, where ever you are.

it's surreal to think there's no more world trade towers. they're even part of the pixilated logo. i’m not sure what to do with them.

Sign or check NY survivor lists, donate to relief funds, and express yourself here
[posted by gavin on Tuesday, September 11, 2001 | link this | talk]

Penis Puppetry
I'm taking a couple of acting classes at school this semester, so you can imagine my excitement to hear that Puppetry of the Penis will be holding auditions for a new band of penis puppeteers. I don't exactly know what that is.. but damit, I want "penis puppeteer" on my business cards.
Random Quote: The auditions are open to both circumcised and uncircumcised genital origami hopefuls
[posted by gavin on Wednesday, September 05, 2001 | link this | talk]

TV
On September the 7th, Canada's getting those new cable channels we're always hearing about. Finally, a reason to never leave the house again, ever!
[posted by gavin on Sunday, September 02, 2001 | link this | talk]

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