SURVIVOR II Contestant Application 1) PERSONAL INFORMATION First Name: Honkey Last Name: McDoogle Nickname (if any): Mr. Weepers E-Mail: angry@rocketpack.org Gender (please circle): (M) / F Age: 26 Date of Birth: February 14th '75 Marital Status / Significant Other: Single If you have children, please list their names and ages: None. (I hope not at least! haw haw! I'm a virgin) What is your current occupation? I sell donuts In which other occupations, if any, have you been employed (please list the last three (3))? Donut Supplier Shop (5 years) Toys 'R' Us (2 years.) Flower Mart (2 years) What is your level of education and what school(s) did you attend? I have a college degree in feminism Name three of your favorite hobbies.
Nowhere
Have you been treated for any serious physical
or mental illness(es) within the last three years? (YES) / NO
Please list any allergies you have ( medications,
food, hay fever, dust, ect.) and your current treatment for them: List three adjectives that best describe yourself:
Princess of Hearts - because I cried when Princess Diana was killed. Plus, I have a genetic mutation whereby I was born with 2 hearts. What is the accomplishment you are most proud of? Have gone 10 years without a girlfriend Do you have pets? If so, please list their name and type: The squirrels in my garden are my subjects, and I am their King Are you a vegetarian or do you eat meat? Vegetarian What is your favorite TV Show? Sailor Moon What is your favorite movie? Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back What is your favorite music to listen to? Goth Rock Describe your perfect day: Going to coffee bars and looking at people What magazines do you read? Gothic Quarterly Do you belong to any affiliations or organizations? I have been ejected from several poetry organizations for my radical viewpoints on poetry. Do you have any body art ( piercing, tattoo, etc. )? If so, please describe: I draw on myself What is your favorite sport? Woman's Tennis Who is your hero and why? Dracula - because he is a creature of the night, like me List three (3) items you would take with you to Survivor II / Australia, if allowed and why? Bongo Drums Star Map Towel What would be the craziest, wildest thing you would do for a million dollars? Regicide What would you NOT do for a million dollars? Nothing What is your favorite topic of conversation at a dinner party? What topics are off limits? On-Limits: Sex Off-Limits: Sex What skills do you bring to Survivor II / Australia that would make you a useful member of the group? Will not hesitate to revert to cannibalism if the situation requires it What types of people would you choose to have with you on Survivor II /Australia? Female people What types of people would you choose NOT to have with you on Survivor II /Australia? People who find themselves funny If you were stranded, who would you most want to be stranded with? Someone just like me What is your primary motivation for being on the show? What is your secondary motivation for being on the show? Primary-Motivation: Lifelong ambition to be stranded in Australia Secondary-Motivation: Desire to experience high temperatures and dust If you saw Survivor I, which former contestant did you like the most? Why? Which contestant did you like the least? Why? Liked-most: Rudy: gruff Liked-least: Susan: scary Why do you believe that you could be the final Survivor? Have read "Lord of the Flies" fifteen times |