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Alien Satire

by Travis Wilhelm and Jeff Templeton

I like monkeys and I like bread
Dandelions and occasional head
Vaseline is my best friend
We’ll be together to the end

But please don’t call me Sally

I’ve got friends and I’ve got bros
In my pockets where I keep my hoes
Rudolph has a big red nose
And I’ve been known to wear panty hoes

But please don’t call me Sally

Cheese and crackers, Jack and Rum
When I was young I used to suck my thumb
Nivea makes my asshole numb
Impregnate bitches with my alien cum

But please don’t call me Sally

Suppositories are lots of fun
The only problems that they give me the runs
Happiness, Harmony and Sun
My goal in life is to fuck a nun

But please don’t call me Sally

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