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Alien Satire by Travis Wilhelm and Jeff Templeton I like monkeys and I like bread Dandelions and occasional head Vaseline is my best friend We’ll be together to the end But please don’t call me Sally I’ve got friends and I’ve got bros In my pockets where I keep my hoes Rudolph has a big red nose And I’ve been known to wear panty hoes But please don’t call me Sally Cheese and crackers, Jack and Rum When I was young I used to suck my thumb Nivea makes my asshole numb Impregnate bitches with my alien cum But please don’t call me Sally Suppositories are lots of fun The only problems that they give me the runs Happiness, Harmony and Sun My goal in life is to fuck a nun But please don’t call me Sally |